shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
|feminist:||please don't use the word rape, i was raped once and i don't want to be triggered into remembering that awful night.|
|-later, at a "slut" walk-|
|feminist:||I'M WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT I WAS RAPED IN, LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME I WAS ASKING FOR IT|
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
*picks him up and hugs him* AWWWWW IT’S OKAY BABY
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream